A few days ago, I went out into the backyard to grill some steaks. Kali 3.3 went out with me. I turned on some music in the backyard, which is output through two speakers that look like rocks in our flowerbeds.
Kali: Daddy, what's that noise?
Me: I think it's music.
Kali: Where's it coming from?
Me: I don't know.
Kali: I think it's coming from that rock.
Me: Really?
Kali: Yes, it's coming from that rock, Daddy!
Me: Rocks can't play music.
Kali: Yes they can! It's a real rock music instrument!
**rimshot**