Kali: Daddy, why are there pictures on all the money?
Me: Those people are all people that were important in our history.
Kali: Oh. Well who is that man?
Me: That man is very important. He's the very first president of the United States. His name is George Washington.
Kali: He was a president?
Me: Yep.
Kali: Well, I'm president of my room! I'm the boss in there!
Me: Oh yeah?
Kali: Yeah! I'm the boss!
Me: Well, do you have your picture on the kingdom of Kali's money?
Kali: No.
Me: Why not?
Kali: Well, I just don't. I'm a kid! I can't have my picture on money yet!
Me: Fair enough. Maybe sometime in the future.
Kali: Yep.