"Hopefully the new baby will take after your wife more than you."
"Hey, it's already been decided, we want a good quality smoke (Macanudo) and you will smoke it with us at the stream. You'll have to do some trout fishing with us so that you can teach your kid something besides Texas holdem."
"You're never going to be the same after it arrives."
Also, my uncle wanted to make sure to inform me that the cutoff day for school is July 30th. So depending on when the kid decides to show up could affect how long before the child heads off to school. It's definitely something to think about. Inducement may be an option in a pinch.
Finally, I had a famed artist create a rendering of the child so you all can see for yourself exactly what the baby will look like. See below for renderings.......
