Kali 3.6 went out to swimming lessons today. When she got back, Mrs. Lime had a Happy Meal for her. Kali proceeded to take off her swimsuit and start eating.
Me: Kali, is there a reason you're eating your hamburger naked?
Kali: No, it's a cheeseburger.
Yes, forget the whole nudity thing. It's important to note that there was a slice of cheese on her sandwich that Daddy failed to acknowledge.