You know you're having an interesting day when a lunch conversation goes like this......
Me: So who just called your cell phone?
Person: Oh, it was the doctor's office. They got my test results back, but said I should come in to discuss the results.
Me: What kind of tests?
Person: Some blood work and a STD test.
Me: What do you need a STD test for?
Person: You know.......just the occasional test to make sure everything's still clean.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm glad that I don't have that issue.