I thought race cars were fast?

OK, seriously. We need to have some sort of honor code for people who have NASCAR decals on their car. There should be some kind of rule that anyone that has a numeric NASCAR decal of their favorite driver should be required to drive faster than the speed limit in the LEFT-HAND LANE. Anyone who fails to do that should have their NASCAR fan credentials revoked and all NASCAR decals removed from their vehicle.

If you were the one driving 55 MPH in the left-hand lane in a 65 MPH zone this morning, consider yourself cited as violating NASCAR's fan code. Please remove the '2' from your back window and move into the right-hand lane immediately.