Sometimes a daddy does not describe a situation accurately enough for the average 2 year old. Last night was one of those cases. I was sitting on the toilet when Kali 2.5 opened the door and came into the bathroom, which isn't an unusual occurance in our home.
Me: Hello!
Kali: Daddy!
Me: Daddy's sitting on the potty.
Kali: No, you not pottying. You have a BIG POOPIE! You drop a BIG deuce!
I laughed and Mrs. Lime later mentioned she heard the whole conversation from another room. When a 2 year old talks about bodily functions, you can hear it for miles.