Some things should never be said in public........

Overheard in a nearby cube. I suppose I've heard worse things, but not much worse..........

Lady #1:

"Yeah, the scar on my foot is just itching like nobody's business. I had a bunion on my foot that was really out of control. I had it shaved off and had some surgery done to correct my foot alignment. Now I've got callouses and all kinds of other things on my foot."

Lady #2:

"Man, I've got a bunion as well that causes me all kinds of problems. Maybe I need to have something done."

Lady #1:

"Yeah, the best thing to do is just buy sandals that cover them up well. I wouldn't want to look at them if I was someone else." ***laughing***

Lady #2:

"That makes two of us!"