Sandwich dissection............

I went to the Subway shop to get some sandwiches a couple of nights ago. I already had ordered my sandwiches and was letting the girl at the counter know which veggies I wanted on each sandwich. To my right was a man who had just finished that process. The girl working for Subway was cutting the sandwiches and was getting ready to wrap it........

Man: Could I get that foot-long sandwich cut into fourths?

Subway girl: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I already cut it in half.

Pure comedy gold.