Me: I'm going to be home around noon on Friday.
Mrs. Lime: OK. Any certain reason?
Me: Mizzou is playing around 1:30 PM.
Mrs. Lime: (laughs)
Me: What? It's tournament time! I can't miss the game. You're making fun of me!
Mrs. Lime: No, I just think it's funny. It's your vacation time. You do what you want to do.
Me: (stern look)
Mrs. Lime: (laughs)