Random musings............

1. If you're a man and you wear white briefs underwear, do not tuck your shirt into your underwear. If you do that and you bend over at the salad bar, there'a an awfully good chance that your underwear will pop right out of the back of your pants.

2. If you own a cafeteria in the state of Missouri, remember where your business is based. Do not make the decision to hang up KU and K-State pennants and not hang up Missouri pennants. It's a good way to make the natives pretty restless.

3. When installing child locks on your cabinets, do not drill all the way through the cabinet door when it's not needed. It only creates more work to do than what was required.

4. If something smells 'poopy', assume the worst and take your baby directly to the changing table before a natural disaster occurs.

5. A 4-wheel drive SUV in the snow handles very well. A 4-wheel drive SUV on ice is a very heavy sled.

6. If you're a lady of at least 40 years of age, you should know better than to make out with a man in a car in the casino parking lot. Better yet, you should be sober enough to realize that your shirt is off and the guy getting into a vehicle next to your vehicle likely can see everything that you and your fling are doing.