I went into the kitchen at work to heat up my lunch. It's rice with steak and bell peppers. Really good stuff. As I'm heating it up, a 'big boned' lady walks into the kitchen area. She smiled and said, 'Mmmmmm......green peppers'.
Without thinking things through, I simply replied, "You sure do know your food smells!". She didn't say anything, but given her weight problem, I'm pretty sure she took that one the wrong way.