Our group got a notice about a short meeting this afternoon:
Me: Oh, look. We're going to have an improptu 15 minute meeting this afternoon.
Co-worker: Really? I didn't get any e-mail about the meeting.
Me: Well, if the meeting is for a short announcement and you weren't invited, I'm guessing you can connect the dots.
Co-worker: ***eyes bulging***
Good times. Good times.