Which one?????

Conversation overheard in my office area today:

Lady 1: Those dishes are lovely.
Lady 2: Yeah, I use them for just about anything.
Lady 1: Where did you get them?
Lady 2: I got them as a wedding gift.
Lady 1: Which wedding was that?
Lady 2: I can't remember. It was either my second or my third wedding. I divorced them both, so these dishes are my favorite part of both of those weddings.

I'm going to go ahead and set a lifelong goal to never have to remember which marriage I received certain gifts. It makes it a lot easier to remember if you just stick with one wife. I plan on achieving that goal with relative ease with occasion course corrections by my wife that may be needed along the way.